Humorous Quotes

When you are down and out, it is time for recreation. One of my favorite recreational activities is to grab a beverage and read some humorous quotes. These humorous quotes are not just a balm to the fatigued mind; they also perk up my mood. After all, laughter is still the best medicine.

Oscar Wilde
Men become old, but they never become good.

Joyce Carol Oates
Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Jean de La Bruyère
A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Oscar wilde
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

Ralph Abernathy
He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets. He did. He took it into the damn White House.

Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Oprah Winfrey
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.