Funny Yearbook Quotes

Flicking through the college yearbook brings memories flooding in. Young faces stare back; funny yearbook quotes make you wonder about your immaturity. These funny yearbook quotes also serve as a reminder of our long-forgotten dreams and aspirations. You are left with only two choices – either you dismiss these funny yearbook quotes as juvenile stuff; or you revive your dormant passions and fulfill your dreams.

Dr. Seuss
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Lenny Bruce
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm going to be if I grow up.

Bob Dylan
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Anonymous
School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone.

Steven Wright
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.

Sam Ewing, Readers Digest, Dec, 1997
As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

Ambrose Bierce
Education: That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Emo Philips
In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.

Tallulah Bankhead
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.